Joke Blank Books

A great gag gift is a blank book with an interesting title.

Amazon sells The Joys of Getting Older, The Computer Blank Book - The World's First and Only Computer Book That Will NEVER Be Obsolete, The Book of Bill Clinton's Virtues, The Lawyers' Book Of Ethics, and even an audio book, The Blank Book - On Cassette.

Susan Boyle Shirts

Susan Boyle on a t-shirt.

Superhero Shirts

Anybody can wear a Superman or Batman shirt, but real comic fans need shirts with logos from The Green Lantern, The Flash, Captain America, or my favorite, The Greatest American Hero.

Nintendo Controller Belt Buckle

One of my geekiest friends wears a Def Leppard belt buckle. I should really get him an upgrade like this Nintendo controller belt buckle.

Ducati Edition USB Flash Drive

I once had a boss that wore a Ducati belt buckle and lied about owning one. This Ducati Edition USB Flash Drive would be perfect for him. I don't really understand why, but there are also Ducati Edition SD cards and Compact Flash cards, if you really wanted to keep your Ducati fetish hidden inside your digital camera.

Jeff Gordon #24 Dupont NASCAR Flash Drive

Here's a USB flash drive for Jeff Gordon fans. They also have drives for Other drivers

Hello Kitty Flash Drive

It makes me cringe, but my niece is all about the Hello Kitty stuff. This Hello Kitty Flash Drive will be perfect for her.

Bottle Opener and Flash Drive

This is a neat dual-use gadget for your keychain. It's a 4gb flash drive that's also a bottle opener.

50 Cal Flash Drive

Here's a unique flash drive, made from a 50 cal bullet.

Family Guy Stewie USB Action Figure

This USB-powered of Stewie from The Family Guy blinks, lights up his laser, waves his arms, and generally threatens you with complete destruction as you work. (From the people that brought you the USB Pole Dancer.)

Prank Flash Drive

This flash drive looks like a broken USB cable. Great for hiding your porn or just freaking out your friends when it still works.

Book: How to Live With a Large Penis

Oh, I finally found a gift for my boss, the book: How to Live With a Large Penis.