Book: How to Live With a Large Penis

Oh, I finally found a gift for my boss, the book: How to Live With a Large Penis.

The Androgynous Manager

I saw this The Androgynous Manager book ("Blending male and female management styles for today's organization") at a used bookstore and immediately shelled out the dollar. I'm going to get a great WTF moment when my boss unwraps it. It should be as full of win as last year's Vaginas: An Owner's Manual was.

Borat Mankini

If you always wondered where you can buy a Borat mankini, here it is. The ultimate gag gift for your boss, brother-in-law, or Ed Dale. The customer images and reviews should give you an idea of what you're in for. One size fits nobody.

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

Sometime's it's the little things in life that bring the most joy. Last year someone gave my boss a copy of The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas. I thought surely I was finally going to see him pee himself laughing so hard. I don't know if Why Do Men Have Nipples? has a chance to finally get him over the top, but it's worth a shot.

Emergency Donut

My boss has been to traffic school 3 times in 2 years for speeding tickets. This is going to be perfect for him. It's an emergency anti-ticket donut in a can.

Poo-lar Bear Pooper

This Poo-lar Bear Pooper, $6, dispenses lovely brown candy from it's rear end. I work with someone that has the moose version and it still gives him the giggles after 3 years.

Also comes in Oops-A-Daisy Pooper cow, Oh Deer Pooper reindeer, The Waddling Penguin Pooper, and Baa Humbug Pooper sheep.

Crayola Crayon Pen

Perfect for the Michael Scott 40 year old boy boss! This comes in several colors but writes in regular blue ink. Unfortunately you only get one color for $14, not the whole pack. Or you could just give them a box of crayons. Who doesn't love crayons?