Dirty Games

There's nothing like seeing your aunt and grandmother bust open a Christmas gift like this Sexy Slang board game and try to draw, Pictionary-style, terms like "Junk in the Trunk" or "Booty Call". Even worse, there are special extra kinky cards. See who turns red and who has no idea what the card is talking about. Now that's a family Christmas.





Another take on the same gift idea is the Dirty Minds game. It has cards with clean answers but a dirty-minded person like you will never guess them. For example:

1. I'm a four letter word
2. I'm a name for a woman.
3. I end in u-n-t.

What am I? Give up? Highlight here ( it's aunt you sicko ) for the answer.

Cat-A-Pult

This $5 Cat-A-Pult is the toy they'll be playing with long after they sort out the upscaling on their new $3200 DLP television. This exactly the sort of gift I'll get from my crazy Aunt Maggie.

Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey

I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but by popular demand and a time shortage, here it is. The Slingshot Flying Monkey complete with screaming sound. I actually got one of these last year from my crazy Aunt Maggie but my wife fed it to the garbage disposal after my 8 year old boy shot her with it one too many times. We'll miss you, screaming flying ninja monkey...