Joke Blank Books

A great gag gift is a blank book with an interesting title.

Amazon sells The Joys of Getting Older, The Computer Blank Book - The World's First and Only Computer Book That Will NEVER Be Obsolete, The Book of Bill Clinton's Virtues, The Lawyers' Book Of Ethics, and even an audio book, The Blank Book - On Cassette.

Borat Mankini

If you always wondered where you can buy a Borat mankini, here it is. The ultimate gag gift for your boss, brother-in-law, or Ed Dale. The customer images and reviews should give you an idea of what you're in for. One size fits nobody.

USB Pole Dancer

This USB-powered stripper pole dancer performs to the beat of your own music. It comes complete with a memo from HR. Perfect for that guy in the office that sent you horse.mpg. Just don't waste this on the douche that sent you that two girls one cup link. (The same people make a USB-powered Family Guy Stewie action figure.)

The Hillary Nutcracker

Here's an educational and fun gift: The Hillary Nutcracker. The description says it all: "stainless steel teeth secured inside upper legs". Ouch.

Poo-lar Bear Pooper

This Poo-lar Bear Pooper, $6, dispenses lovely brown candy from it's rear end. I work with someone that has the moose version and it still gives him the giggles after 3 years.

Also comes in Oops-A-Daisy Pooper cow, Oh Deer Pooper reindeer, The Waddling Penguin Pooper, and Baa Humbug Pooper sheep.

Cat-A-Pult

This $5 Cat-A-Pult is the toy they'll be playing with long after they sort out the upscaling on their new $3200 DLP television. This exactly the sort of gift I'll get from my crazy Aunt Maggie.

Slingshot Flying Screaming Monkey

I hoped it wouldn't come to this, but by popular demand and a time shortage, here it is. The Slingshot Flying Monkey complete with screaming sound. I actually got one of these last year from my crazy Aunt Maggie but my wife fed it to the garbage disposal after my 8 year old boy shot her with it one too many times. We'll miss you, screaming flying ninja monkey...