Stumped on Gifts for Grandma

My grandma has me stumped. Amazon's gift idea list says that I could go with slippers or bath soap. I think if I did that she'd throw either of those at me.

I could go with a weather station and atomic clock combo. That'd go real well. She hasn't had to be anywhere on time or cared what the weather was since she stopped playing golf.

I might have to go with the LARGE PRINT edition of The Reader's Digest. I hate that magazine. Every month she thinks she's got some new disease, needs some new medication, or is worried about some new scam. At least she gets new jokes out of it. If only she could remember them.